What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.