Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.