Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.