What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."