What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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One's a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside