What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit