What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds