Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

What do you call fake German currency?

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!