What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.