What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare