Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson