What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.