What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.