What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What's the expiry date on plastic?

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