What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK