What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal