What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal