What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea