What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."