Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.