Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Moustache Jokes More Moustache Jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.