Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.