You can't hear an enzyme.
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I didn't make an enzyme last night.
It was legend dairy.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Yoghurt has a culture.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
You can't make matter.
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