Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.