Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
I can't even...
Because 7 ate 9.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.