What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.