What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers