What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Al Jazeera Jokes More Al Jazeera Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.