What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.