What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!