What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.