What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin