Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.