Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..