What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies