What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.