What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap