Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

Introvert Jokes More Introvert Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract