What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana