What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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One is a cunning runt.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.