What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...