What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain