What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch