What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates