Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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The energy bill ...

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Because Missouri loves company

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

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A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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