What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)