What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!