What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks