What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!