What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy