What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.