What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano