What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.