What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.