What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.