Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

A: There are more ducks on that side.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Recognize Jokes More Recognize Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Ham Sandwich Jokes More Ham Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!