How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.