What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Purranks.

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A small medium at large.

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They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle