What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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Where in earth have you been !

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He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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She was pasteurized!

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!