What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.