What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.