SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
They both hate the government.
A hypocrite!
Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.
Because Jesus saves.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
A fish!
They coral
Profanity.
The beesnese
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
there was a porkward silence