SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.
Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Because they hate Type O's
It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"
Pigeon English !
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Pump kin.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
He didn't like the Pilate
So that they could make fish and chips.
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
