What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar