Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.