Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van