Allahu Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?

A: Because there are too many Targets

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.