Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.