Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair