Neil Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...