What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.