What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.