What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing