Ceasar
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
a guacaMOLE
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS
Because it saw the salad dressing