What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How do you cut the Roman Empire in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.