What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing