Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Rick Grimes ' Jokes More Rick Grimes ' Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan