Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.