Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!