What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !