Christopher Reeves Jokes

Who is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen Who's slower Christopher Crawlen

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What's the opposite of shell shock?

Shell expectation

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)