Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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A Navy Bean

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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A baked potato

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.